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Dad Jokes
Humor is always needed. I didn't write any of these but will continue to compile some of my favorite corny, pun-filled, and clean-ish Dad jokes.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Carrot.
How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
A buccaneer.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
John Travolta tested negative for COVID. Turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
A was washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat?
Because it’s too chewy.
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall to her.
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I said maybe...
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